| Another long, time-consuming survey to add meaning to your life (600 questions) |
| First things first: |
| What time is it?: | 7:11pm, 04/29/06 (I'm not planning on finishing this today). |
| Have you really nothing better to do?: | No. This is clearly more important than ANYTHING ELSE. |
| Are you male or female?: | Female. |
| What is your first name?: | Cat. |
| What is your last name?: | Jerkson. |
| Any middle names?: | Yes. |
| What about nicknames?: | Yep. |
| Were you named after anyone?: | Kind of. |
| When were you born?: | 05/24/1978 |
| For those with only one brain cell: how old does that make you?: | If you're too stupid to figure it out, please stop reading this now. |
| What's your nationality?: | American. |
| Where do you live?: | America. |
| ... Why?: | Because I'm too lazy to move anywhere else. |
| Care to join me in Siamese Dream?: | What? |
| Appearance: |
| How tall are you?: | 5'8". That's probably like, 22 if you're more used to measuring people in apples. |
| How much do you weigh?: | Fat. |
| What colour is your hair?: | Light Brown. |
| Is that the result of genetics or hair dye?: | Genetics. |
| What is your hairstyle?: | Long and messy. Kind of bohemian chic. How 2005! |
| What colour are your eyes?: | Blue-green-grey. |
| Do you usually wear make-up?: | Yes. |
| What clothes are you wearing?: | PJs. |
| What is your shoe size?: | Everytime someone measures, they say 8.5, but I only feel comfortable in 9's. |
| Do you wear glasses?: | No. |
| Do you have braces?: | No. |
| Do you wear jewelry?: | Yes. |
| Do you have any tattoos?: | Yes. |
| And piercings?: | Yes. |
| Do your looks resemble a certain celebrity's?: | I find myself to be a girlish combo of Jack Black and Bill Murray. |
| Are you happy with your appearance in general?: | Happy enough to go out in public, but not happy enough to go out in public wearing a bikini. |
| Your life, part I: the early years: |
| Where were you born?: | Frankfurt, Hessen, DE. |
| Do you know at what exact time?: | No...I think around sunrise. |
| Were you easy to please as a baby?: | I've heard that I wasn't. |
| When did you start going to school?: | Preschool...I think I was 4. |
| Did you have lots of friends?: | I guess I did okay, though my tween years were a little shaky. |
| Who was your best friend?: | We moved around, so I had a few. |
| Were you bullied?: | YES. Jerks. |
| Did you have lots of toys?: | Yes. |
| What was your favourite?: | Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake. |
| Did you spend more afternoons at your friends' houses than your own?: | No. |
| Were you raised to believe in Santa Clause/God/the Easter bunny/et cetera?: | Um, I think they tried for awhile. I like that you equate God with the Easter Bunny; that's awesome. |
| Did you go to a nice school?: | They varried, but a couple of them were pretty good. |
| Were you a good student?: | For an underachieving genius with ADHD I think I was better than I could've been. |
| What did you want to be as a kid?: | Loved. And popular. And a vampire. |
| Rate your childhood on a 1-10 scale:: | If 1 is orphaned, starving, and dying of AIDS, I'd say mine was a 7. |
| Family: |
| Are your parents still together?: | Yes, my mom & step-dad and dad & step-mom have been together for what...16, 17 years now? |
| If so: Did you know that they still have sex with each other?: | I should hope so. But only like, dad/step-mom and mom/step-dad. Anything else would be a little too kinky. |
| If not: Aren't you glad now that you've read the previous question?: | Wishing that your parents don't have sex is retarded. |
| Do you have any siblings?: | A few. |
| If so: What are their names and how old are they?: | Joe, Sam, Jacob, Jeff, Chris, Mike, Maria, All, Steph, and I guess Rachel and Sammie count too. Oh! And Alison. And does Corey count since he's married to Alison? I'm not going to bother with their ages. |
| Do your parents treat you differently from your siblings?: | Yes. |
| Do you like your parents and siblings?: | Yes. I even love them. |
| How many grandparents do you have?: | I don't care. |
| How many aunts and uncles?: | Some. |
| How many cousins?: | Jesus...I don't care. |
| Do you get along with your parents?: | For the most part. |
| Do you prefer your father's or mother's side of the family?: | I prefer MY side, thank you. |
| Who's your favourite family member?: | Me. |
| How often do you see other members of the family?: | It varries. |
| Has a member of your family ever been ostracised?: | What? I guess, but not for like, FOREVER. But sometimes if Sam has bad gas he needs to be "ostracised" for awhile. Are you British? |
| Do you trust your family?: | I trust my trust. Muahaha. Well, actually sometimes I worry about it, what with the constantly changing stock market and all. |
| Do you expect to break your ties with your family in time?: | No, that's ghetto. |
| Favourites: |
| Actor:: | Jon Lutyens (Dan, you're my "favourite" director). |
| Amusement park:: | I don't know. I hate "queues." And most rides. |
| Ancient civilisation:: | The Greeks were okay, except for the sexism and the barfing. I like their mythos. |
| Animal:: | Kitties, spiders, snakes, puppies, people...lots of things. Mostly mammals, reptiles, arachnids, birds, and fish. I don't like larvae. |
| Arcade game:: | My old friend Roxane Ritter had a Barbie game on her Compaq in the 80's that was super dope. |
| Article of clothing:: | Cute panties, bras, and socks. |
| Athlete:: | Lame. |
| Author:: | Varried. |
| Bad habit:: | Nose picking. |
| Beverage:: | Whatever I feel like drinking. |
| Board game:: | I've liked Scategories the most lately. And Candyland. |
| Book:: | All Harry Potter books, The Stand, and the Dark Tower heptology. Heptology...I crack myself up. |
| Book-into-film:: | HP, also known as Harry Potter. |
| Book genre:: | I guess scifi, fantasy, and horror. |
| Boy's name:: | It depends on the boy. Oh, I guess this is my opportunity to say "~*BRETT!!!*~" |
| Candy:: | Chocolate. |
| Car:: | Lame. |
| Cartoon:: | The Simpsons, with The Family Guy as a solid second. |
| Celebrity:: | Lame. |
| Chocolate:: | Organic...the darker the better. |
| City:: | Not sure. |
| Colour:: | What's one of them without all of them? |
| Comedian:: | Me. Buahaha! |
| Comic:: | I used to read one called Vampirella or something when I was in middle school, but I don't even remember what it was about now. Probably a werewolf. |
| Commercial:: | The Sony Bravia commercial with all the bouncing superballs. |
| Communication method:: | Non-verbal. |
| Console game:: | What is that, like, Nintendo? I don't like those games. |
| Conversation topic:: | Stuff. |
| Country:: | Canada. |
| Day:: | Day? This is getting stupid. |
| Dessert:: | I don't know. |
| Dictionary:: | Dictionary dot com. |
| Disease:: | Hmmm...what's a REALLY FUN disease...let's just go with the whole happy Filoviridae family. |
| Drug:: | Religion. |
| Electrical appliance:: | TV. |
| Element in the periodic table:: | O. |
| Emotion:: | :D |
| Eye colour:: | Can vary for girls, but mostly brown for boys. |
| Fictional character:: | Severus Snape. |
| Film:: | I don't know. |
| Film director:: | Peter Jackson. |
| Film genre:: | Scifi/Fantasy/Horror. |
| Flag:: | Pirate. |
| Flavour of crisps:: | "CRISPS?!?" Cheese or BBQ. |
| Food:: | No thanks, I just had breakfast. |
| Football team:: | I HATE SPORTS SO MUCH. |
| Font:: | Arial. |
| Fruit:: | Right now I'm into strawberries. |
| Girl's name:: | Placenta. |
| Hair colour:: | Mostly brown or black. |
| Historical figure:: | Rutherford B. Hayes. |
| Holiday:: | Halloween and the Lunar New Year. |
| Holiday destination:: | The couch. |
| Household pet:: | Mordechai and Star. |
| Ice cream flavour:: | Fuck you. Ice cream is for losers who still produce lactase. Grow up! |
| Instant messaging program:: | Yelling. |
| Insult:: | I think I call people "retarded" a lot, though I shouldn't, because retards deserve better. |
| Internet face:: | Internet face? Do you mean emoticon, or browser, or something else entirely? I like the big-mouthed smiley, and Safari. I hope that answers this question. |
| Invention:: | Cheese. Oh, and I suppose both traditional and modern medicine. But the politicization of medical institutions and the FDA in the US really tries my patience. |
| Job option:: | What? My "favourite" job option would be NO job. But like, with lots of money. |
| Language:: | I only speak English, but I think they all sound pretty good. |
| Limb:: | Brett's third leg. Who has a favorite LIMB? I guess I need my arms more than my legs, so let's go with those. |
| Letter:: | Z. It's last-place, and I dig underdogs. |
| Keyboard key:: | "Shift," because it makes my pinky finger strong like bull. |
| Magazine:: | Does the Sephora catalog count as a magazine? If not, then BUST. |
| Mass medium:: | Screaming on a street corner. |
| Memory:: | Not having to work. |
| Mental disorder:: | My FAVOURITE MENTAL DISORDER? |
| Month:: | May. Also December, September, November, October, July, August, June, April, and February. |
| Murder method:: | Natural Causes. I'm THAT EVIL. |
| Myth:: | Aristophane's Speech from Plato's "Symposium." |
| Natural disaster:: | Paris Hilton. |
| Newspaper:: | Google. |
| Number:: | 3, 6, 7, or 13. |
| Object:: | Object? My Nikon, iPod, cellphone, and Mac Mini. |
| Organ:: | Most of them. |
| Payment method:: | My B of A Visa debit card. Take THAT, WaMu! |
| PC game:: | Amazon Trail. And The Sims. |
| Person:: | Me. |
| Personality trait:: | I prefer people to be intelligent, witty, analytical, creative, liberal, easy-going, well-balanced, responsible, interesting, kind (to me) and Not Crazy. |
| Piece of furniture:: | Things for Sitting. |
| Pizza topping:: | Veggies. |
| Place to go out:: | The Alderwood mall. |
| Planet:: | Saturn. |
| Plant:: | Tiger Lillies. |
| Political party:: | Those crazy kids at the DNC seem to have a good time. I'm not really a heavy partier though. |
| Politician:: | None. |
| Punctuation mark:: | !!! |
| Quote:: | "And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion." |
| Radio station:: | 107.7 The End locally, and Pig Radio online. |
| Religion:: | No thank you. |
| Room:: | Living. |
| Sandwich filling:: | Cheese. |
| Sauce:: | Cheese. |
| School subject:: | Cheese. Oh wait, I mean art. |
| Season:: | The best part about the seasons is right as they change, so I can't really pick just one. |
| Shape:: | Circle. |
| Shop:: | Um...Sephora? |
| Sleeping position:: | Lying down. |
| Smell:: | Non-gross. |
| Snack:: | Whatever I feel like eating. |
| Sport (to play):: | I HATE |
| Sport (to watch):: | SPORTS. |
| Supernatural ability:: | Heart. Or the super-amazing ability to grow my fingernails. It's a toss up. |
| Swear word:: | Fuckingshit. |
| Talk show host:: | Does Jon Stewart count? He's dreamy. |
| Time of the day:: | This question is lame unless you love smoking weed, which I don't. |
| Time period:: | Um...I'm gonna go with the early 17th century, solely because of the ruff. |
| Tool:: | I'm torn. My "favourite" tool is either the scribing block, or the sponge-tip eyeshadow applicator. But I think I'm gonna have to go with the sponge-tip applicator. |
| Torturing method:: | This. |
| Transportation method:: | Teleportation. |
| TV channel:: | SciFi, Bravo, and Food Network. |
| TV show:: | The Simpsons. |
| Type of meat:: | Salmon or shrimp. |
| Vegetable:: | Most of them. |
| War:: | My favourite WAR?!? I wish I knew enough about history to give a catty answer here. |
| Way to waste time:: | Rapidly becoming NOT THIS. |
| Weather:: | Either extreme or perfectly mellow. Like, either bakingly hot, super stormy, or sunny and 75. I hate the half-assed, kind-of cloudy, kind-of cold weather we usually have. |
| Website:: | Lots of them. |
| Word:: | Whatevs. |
| Year:: | 2006. I live in the now. |
| Music: |
| What kind of music do you like?: | Music. |
| What's your favourite band/artist?: | Nine Inch Nails. |
| Why?: | Trent Reznor is hot. Uh, I mean the melodies and rhythms are well composed and I find that I identify with many of his lyrics. |
| What about your least favourite?: | Jessica Simpson is a dirty whore. |
| How many CDs do you own?: | A lot. |
| How many of them are legal?: | Almost all. |
| What's your favourite?: | I usually listen to mixed playlists on my nano, not whole albums. |
| Which of your CDs did you spend most money on?: | Ugh. I really don't know. This is so boring. |
| Did you know that the CD is a Dutch invention? (Nationalistic pride.): | I DON'T CARE. But Brett is Dutch. So you're Dutch...I guess it should've occurred to me that most people probably use British English, rather than American. |
| Take a guess: about how many songs do you know the lyrics to?: | Oh, I don't fucking know. Like 60. |
| What's your favourite song?: | My favourite song is usually whatever I feel like listening to at the moment. |
| And your least favourite song?: | Cindy Brady singing Frosty the Snowman. If there was ever a kid who deserved a kick in the mouth it's Thindy f'ing Brady. |
| What's your favourite CD cover?: | Royksopp's The Understanding is pretty cool looking. |
| What's your favourite music video?: | Oh, I don't know. I don't usually watch them. |
| What is your favourite musical instrument?: | Drums, or drum machines. |
| Do you play it?: | No. |
| What is the longest song you have?: | Um, lemme check...I have a live recording of an Underworld concert that runs 1:15. I guess that's not just one SONG though. |
| What's your favourite vocalist?: | Trent Reznor, Jack White, etc. |
| Guitarist?: | Whoever is playing the guitar in Alien Ant Farm's Attitude. |
| Bassist?: | Uh... |
| Drummer?: | I don't know. |
| Pianist/Keyboardist?: | Trent Reznor. |
| What is the sappiest song you like?: | Right now it's probably James Blunt's "You're Beautiful." |
| What's your favourite line from a song?: | "huh? right. what? uhh." - Peaches |
| What concerts have you been to?: | I've been to a few rock concerts, but I really hate crowds, so I haven't been to many. I think the last concert I saw was at Benaroya Hall and featured Yo-Yo Ma. |
| If you were locked up with ... and you had one bullet, who would you shoot? |
| James Hetfield and Axl Rose:: | Both. |
| Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho:: | I don't know who these people are. |
| Someone who thinks he/she is a vampire and an Arsenal supporter:: | Arsenal supporter. |
| Avril Lavigne and Benji Madden:: | Avril. |
| The person who invented Big Brother and the person who invented Pop Idol:: | I'd use the Big Brother person as a silencer while shooting the Pop Idol person. |
| Steve Irwin and Rex Hunt:: | I don't know who Rex Hunt is. But if he's anything like Steve Irwin, I pick both. |
| David Beckham and Wayne Rooney:: | Sports. Both. |
| An anime fangirl and someone who can't shut up for two consecutive seconds:: | The talker; I don't mind Anime people. |
| Bono and the pope:: | The pope, no question. |
| Eminem and 50 Cent:: | Fiddy. |
| Current: |
| Amusement:: | This stupid survey. |
| Annoyance:: | This stupid survey. |
| Beverage:: | Water. |
| Book:: | Nothing really, at this moment. |
| Craving:: | A tea bath. |
| Desktop picture:: | A close up of a small yellow flower that I shot this winter. |
| Fear:: | Vomit. Tent caterpillars. Dark/murky water. |
| Food:: | None; I just ate lunch. |
| Mood:: | Blah. |
| Obsession:: | This stupid survey. |
| Pain:: | My foot is asleep. |
| Person you're talking to:: | None. |
| Song:: | None; we're watching a DVD of "Curb Your Enthusiasm." |
| Thought:: | I'm SO TIRED OF THIS SURVEY. |
| Weather:: | Gloomy. |
| Wish:: | Money, good luck, love, health, happiness, and long life. |
| Worry:: | Lack of money, lack of health, lack of time, etc. |
| Have you ever: |
| Attacked a police officer?: | Ew, no. |
| Beaten someone up?: | Not as an adult. |
| Been arrested?: | No. |
| Been beaten up?: | Not as an adult. |
| Been expelled?: | Yep! I flunked out of college after Stephanie died. Then I promptly got back in. |
| Been fired?: | Nope. |
| Been in a play?: | Yes. |
| Been in a traffic accident?: | Yep. |
| Been on an airplane?: | Of course. |
| Been on the radio?: | Yep. |
| Been on top of a mountain?: | Yep. |
| Been on tv?: | Yes. |
| Been out of the country?: | Yeah. |
| Been suspended?: | No. |
| Been run over?: | Nope. |
| Been to a football game?: | Yes. |
| Blamed someone else for something you did wrong?: | Yep. |
| Bothered supermarket personnel for fun?: | No. |
| Broken the law?: | Yes. |
| Bungee jumped?: | No. |
| Cheated on a test?: | Yes. |
| Cried to get out of trouble?: | Yep. |
| Cussed at someone's mother?: | Yep. |
| Danced?: | Duh. |
| Drunk an alcoholic beverage?: | NO, NEVER. |
| Driven a car?: | Yes. |
| Eaten raw herring?: | I don't think so. |
| Failed a year at school?: | Not a whole YEAR. |
| Fallen asleep outside?: | Yes. |
| Fallen off a flight of stairs.: | I've fallen DOWN them, but not off. |
| Fired a gun?: | Only the bb/pump variety. |
| Gotten drunk in the morning/afternoon?: | Um...yes. |
| Gotten lost?: | Yep. |
| Gotten so drunk you threw up?: | Nope. |
| Had a dream that came true?: | Yep. |
| Had a head-on collision on a bike?: | That's why my lips are an uneven shape; I bit all the way through them. |
| Had a near-death experience?: | Yep. |
| Had a stalker?: | I'm not that cool. |
| Had something stolen?: | Yes. |
| Had surgery?: | Yep. |
| Handled a gun?: | Yep. From my DAD'S DESK DRAWER, as a little kid. Did I ever tell you that, dad? Nice job. ;) |
| Intentionally killed an animal?: | No. |
| Jumped off a bridge?: | Not one worth remembering. |
| Laughed so hard you fell off your chair?: | Yes. |
| Made a prank call?: | Yep. |
| Met someone famous?: | Yep. |
| Not eaten for 48 hours?: | No. |
| Passed out?: | Yes. |
| Run away from home?: | Only for the day. |
| Scored a goal in football?: | EW, NO! |
| Seen a dead body?: | Yes. |
| Seen a film more than five times in a theatre?: | No. |
| Seen a supernova?: | No. |
| Shoplifted?: | Yes. |
| Skipped school?: | Yep. |
| Skydived?: | No. |
| Smoked a cigar?: | Yep. |
| Smoked a cigarette?: | Yeah. |
| Smoked marijuana?: | Yep. |
| Stalked someone?: | No. |
| Stayed awake for more than 48 hours?: | Yes. |
| Stolen something?: | Yep. |
| Sung in a choir?: | Yes. |
| Touched a dolphin?: | Not that I remember. |
| Thrown a blunt object at someone's head and hit?: | Yep. |
| Used big words just to confuse an idiot?: | Probably. |
| Used dial-up?: | Yep. |
| Used hard drugs?: | Um...maybe. |
| Walked into a pole?: | Yes. |
| Won a race?: | Yes. |
| Been caught masturbating in your shed?: | No. |
| Great place, isn't it?: | Ha. |
| This or that? |
| Africa or South America?: | S. America. |
| AIM or MSN?: | MSN. |
| Amsterdam or Utrecht?: | Both would be nice. |
| Anime or cartoons?: | Adult cartoons, and good anime. |
| Apocalypse Now or Full Metal Jacket?: | Neither. |
| Arsenal or Chelsea?: | What? |
| Asia or Australia?: | Asia. |
| Autumn or spring?: | Spring. |
| Banging or whining?: | Um, I'm going to go with banging, just because it's not whining. |
| Bath or shower?: | Shower. |
| Beach or city?: | A balance of the two. |
| Beef or pork?: | Depends on the dish. |
| Beer or wine?: | Either. |
| Blue or green?: | Either. |
| Blur or Oasis?: | Neither. |
| Book or magazine?: | Both. Magazines are like the commercial breaks of my book reading time. |
| British English or US English?: | British English is my FAVOURITE. |
| Cats or dogs?: | Kitties. |
| Chocolate or vanilla?: | Usually chocolate. |
| Coke or Pepsi?: | Diet Coke, non-diet Pepsi. |
| Cold or hot?: | Both. |
| Coldplay or The Verve?: | Coldplay. |
| Comedy or horror?: | Comedic Horror. |
| Dark or light?: | Both. |
| Don't Look Back In Anger or Wonderwall?: | NEITHER. |
| Dream or reality?: | Making dreams INTO reality. |
| DVD or theater: | DVD. |
| English or Maths?: | Both. |
| Europe or North America?: | Europe, Canada, and the West Coast. |
| Evening or morning?: | Morning. |
| Evil or good?: | Evil. |
| Faith or logic?: | Logical faith, and faith in logic. |
| Family or friends?: | Both. |
| Film or music?: | Both. |
| Film or TV?: | Film. |
| Fruit or vegetables?: | Both. |
| Future or past?: | Both. |
| Goodbye or hello?: | This is stupid. |
| Ground or sky?: | REALLY stupid. |
| Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings?: | HP. |
| Hate or love?: | Love. |
| Home-cooked meal or restaurant?: | Restaurant-quality home cooking. |
| Instant messaging or phone?: | Face-to-face. |
| Internet or real life?: | Both. |
| Lemons or limes?: | Both. |
| Lettuce or cucumber?: | Cuke. |
| Lies or truth?: | Truth. |
| Loud or quiet?: | Quiet. |
| Mackerel or salmon?: | Salmon. |
| Messy or organised?: | Organised. |
| Mortality or to live forever?: | IMmortality. |
| Nirvana or Pearl Jam?: | Pearl Jam. |
| Ocean or river?: | Ocean. |
| OK Computer or The Bends?: | I don't know. |
| Pen or pencil?: | Pen. |
| Planned or spontaneous?: | Planned. |
| Pudding or yogurt?: | Pudding. |
| Punch or slap?: | Slap. |
| R.E.M. or U2?: | U2. |
| Rainy or sunny?: | Both. |
| Red or yellow?: | Both. |
| School or work?: | School. |
| Short or tall?: | Tall. |
| Sit down or stand up?: | Stupid. |
| Summer or winter?: | Both. |
| Sunbathing or swimming?: | Both. |
| Typing or writing?: | Typing. |
| Last: |
| Amusement:: | I'm |
| Annoyance:: | going |
| Bathroom visit:: | to |
| Beverage:: | kill |
| Book:: | you. |
| Car ride:: | Home from work. |
| CD played:: | I don't remember. Unless you count the photo cd I brought to work the other day. |
| Craving:: | A tea bath, which I still haven't taken today. |
| Cry:: | Yesterday morning, after Star scratched the shit out of my arm. |
| Embarrassment:: | I don't remember. |
| Email:: | Something work related, probably. I haven't sent any emails this weekend. |
| Fear:: | I've already gone over this. |
| Fight:: | I don't remember. |
| File downloaded:: | SHUT UP!!! |
| Film:: | I'm so sick of this. |
| Food:: | But I'm going to finish it. |
| Form you signed:: | Who the fuck knows?!? |
| Game:: | I DON'T KNOW. |
| Holiday destination:: | Our house. |
| Hug:: | This afternoon. |
| Item you bought:: | Lunch on Friday. |
| Mood:: | Annoyed. |
| Obsession:: | Finishing this survey. |
| Pain:: | My neck from slouching while reading this survey. |
| Person who was cruel to you:: | I don't remember. |
| Person you mocked:: | Probably Brett; I have a mocking sort of sense of humor. |
| Person you've talked to:: | Brett. |
| Phone conversation:: | With Brett. |
| Song:: | En el Camino - Control Machete. |
| Song you danced to:: | Satisfaction - Benny Benassi & The Biz. |
| Song you sang:: | Get Down, Make Love - NIN. |
| Swear word used:: | Probably some version of "fuck." |
| Thing you learned?: | I forgot it already. |
| Thought:: | "I want to take a bath." |
| Time you got drunk:: | I don't remember - maybe as long ago as the Lunar New Year, but probably not. |
| Time you got sick:: | Yesterday. |
| Time you laughed:: | While eating an orange with Brett a few minutes ago. |
| TV show:: | Curb Your Enthusiasm. |
| Weather:: | Cloudy. |
| Wish:: | See the "Current" section. |
| Word:: | Section. |
| Worry:: | See the "Current" section again. |
| Your life, part II: present: |
| Do you still go to school/college?: | Nope, I done graduated. Though it might be fun to go back for some continuing ed classes sometime. |
| If so: how long until you graduate?: | N/A. |
| Do you have a job?: | Yes. |
| If so, what is it?: | Business Analyst for WaMu. (But not for much longer! Ha.) |
| What are your hobbies?: | Oh, I don't know. Photography, makeup, making stuff, art, thinking about myself, surfing the net, and hanging out. |
| How much money do you have?: | I got about tree-fiddy. |
| Do you have a nice house?: | Yes. |
| Do you have a religion?: | No. |
| If so: what is it?: | N/A. |
| Do you have any pets?: | Yes. |
| If so: what are they and what are their names?: | Kitties; Star & Mordechai. |
| Do you have to take any medication?: | Yes, for my stomach. And when I'm sick. |
| Do you currently have any major problems?: | Just this survey, and my impending unemployment. |
| If so: what are they?: | I JUST FREAKING TOLD YOU! GOSH! |
| How do you plan to fix them?: | Finish the survey, and either get a new job or spend less money. |
| On a 1-10 scale, how would you rate your life right now?: | 8 |
| Do you: |
| Brush your teeth more than once every day?: | Usually. |
| Check your email daily?: | At least every other day, usually. |
| Consider yourself superior to others?: | Sometimes. |
| Drink alcohol?: | Sometimes. |
| Have your drivers license?: | Yes. |
| Like your handwriting?: | It's okay. |
| Like your voice?: | It's alright. |
| Piss in the shower?: | That's what the TOILET is for. I do take dumps in the shower though. |
| Play any sports?: | GODDAMMITIHATESPORTS. |
| Punctuate your sentences properly?: | sometimes |
| Read books for fun?: | Yes. |
| Remember people's birthdays?: | Um, sometimes, but usually only after the fact. |
| Sleep more than eight hours a day?: | When I can. |
| Smoke?: | No. |
| Spell like a moron when typing?: | Hey, don't insult me. I spell like a moron all the time, not just when I'm typing. |
| Spend more than five hours a day online?: | Rarely. |
| Stub your toe often?: | No. |
| Talk in your sleep?: | I don't think so. Gasp! Brett just said that I DO talk in my sleep! |
| Travel a lot?: | Not really. |
| Use drugs?: | Nope. |
| Watch tv for more than five hours a day?: | Sometimes. |
| Are you: |
| A bad loser?: | I don't usually lose. |
| A camwhore?: | No, just a regular whore. |
| A control freak?: | Yes. |
| A multi-tasker?: | Yep. |
| A racist?: | No. |
| Apathetic?: | Whatever. |
| Arrogant?: | I don't think it's possible to be arrogant when you're this fabulous. No amount of self-love is enough! |
| Creative?: | Yeah. |
| Curious?: | Yep. |
| Easily amused?: | Eh...sometimes. |
| Easily distracted?: | I can be. |
| Easily embarassed?: | Yes, but I also like making a fool of myself. |
| Easily offended?: | Not really. |
| Emotional?: | OH MY GOD!!! Not really, no. |
| Forgiving?: | Not especially. |
| Funny?: | Hi-LARIOUS. |
| Greedy?: | Meh...not as greedy as some, but I am a little materialistic, which probably winds up causing some greed as well. |
| Gullible?: | I'm not trusting enough to be very gullible. |
| Hateful?: | That's Erin's job. |
| Healthy?: | I hope I'm healthy; I feel healthy. |
| Hypocritical?: | Not very. |
| Immature?: | Yeah, I farted. |
| Inept?: | Not at everything. |
| Intelligent?: | Yeah. |
| Interested in a great new offer from Nick's Rip-Off Deals Inc.?: | No. |
| Lacking in fashion sense?: | Nope. |
| Lazy?: | Yes. |
| Logical?: | Yeah. |
| Lonely?: | No. |
| Lost or incomplete?: | Nope. |
| Loud?: | Nuh-uh. |
| Narcissistic?: | I guess a little. |
| Neat?: | I'm organised, but I wouldn't say I'm neat. |
| Outgoing?: | No. |
| Paranoid?: | A little. It comes with being OCD. |
| Passive or aggressive?: | I'm gonna go with passive. |
| Politically correct?: | Being PC is so retarded. |
| Prone to nostalgia?: | No. |
| Prone to random bouts of stupidity?: | YES! That's probably why I like Ralphie Wigum so much. |
| Respectful?: | I try to be. |
| Secretive?: | I'd say more guarded than secretive. |
| Sneaky?: | When necessary. |
| Socially retarded?: | Definitely. |
| Stubborn?: | Oh yes. |
| Stylish?: | Somewhat. |
| Temperamental?: | NO, DAMMIT! |
| Tolerant?: | I think I'm pretty tolerant of most people, but I tend to dislike people who are morally conservative. |
| Unreasonable?: | Not usually. |
| Friends: |
| How many offline friends do you have?: | A LOT. Like, three probably. |
| And online?: | See above. |
| Have you ever met any of them?: | No. |
| Do you have a best friend?: | Yes. |
| If so: what is his/her name?: | My BESTEST friend is Brett, other best friends know who they are. Brett had to be told. |
| Do you have more online friends than off?: | No. |
| If so: why?: | N/A. |
| If not: why not?: | Um...I'm not a shut-in. |
| Which friend have you known the longest?: | Ai Uchida, though I haven't emailed her in fo-eva, so I don't know if she actually still thinks of me as her friend. |
| And the shortest?: | Not sure. |
| Which friend lives closest to you?: | Also not sure. |
| Which friend lives farthest from you?: | Courtney and Ai, in Tokyo. |
| Which friend is most introverted?: | Me. |
| Extroverted?: | Most of them. |
| Emotional?: | I am SO not answering this question. |
| Annoying?: | Do you want me to still HAVE friends? |
| Secretive?: | What the crap? |
| Kind?: | Brett. |
| Loud?: | I'm not saying. |
| Cruel?: | None of my friends are cruel. |
| Popular?: | All of them. |
| Streetwise?: | I'm not sure. |
| Morbid?: | Probably me. Or Dan or somebody. |
| Intelligent?: | All of us. |
| Stupid?: | Oh, totally Jon. |
| Shy?: | Not sure. |
| Out of all your friends, who is most likely to become a criminal?: | Hopefully no one. |
| Do you think you'll have your friends in ten years?: | Hopefully. |
| Love/sex: |
| What is your sexual preference?: | I prefer it. |
| Do you currently like someone?: | Yes. |
| If so: who?: | Brett. |
| Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: | Um, I have a husband...is this survey not intended for adults?!? |
| If so: is (s)he at least intelligent enough to spell your name?: | Mostly. |
| Are you in love with him/her?: | Absolutely. |
| How long do you think it's going to last?: | 4EVA. |
| If not: do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?: | One is enough, thanks. |
| How long did your longest relationship last?: | It's still going; we've been together for almost 7 years, married for over 5. |
| When was your first kiss?: | I think I was 16 actually...pretty old. |
| And your last?: | This morning. |
| How many people have you slept with?: | How many people have YOU slept with? |
| Do you masturbate?: | No, it's sinful. Sinfully FABULOUS! Muahaha. |
| Your life, part III: future plans: |
| What do want to be?: | Happy and free. |
| Do you consider that a realistic target?: | Well, it's not a target I'm going to lose sight of just yet, let's put it that way. |
| Do you plan on getting married?: | Um, we already covered this. Weren't you paying attention? |
| Do you want kids?: | Sure. |
| If so: how many?: | Three. |
| Where do you want to live?: | In a Mansion or a House. I'd prefer to not live in an Apartment or a Shack. |
| What car do you wish to be driving?: | No car. I hate driving, except when the roads are empty, and then I like my little Corolla just fine. |
| Do you think you will be rich?: | Well, if being fat signifies being rich (I think it does in some countries), I'm already there. |
| Are you afraid of getting old?: | I'm not afraid of it, but I'm not happy about it. |
| What age would you sign for?: | What age would I sign for? What? If I could spend the rest of my life being 27, I would. This is as physically old as I'd ever like to be. |
| Your opinion on: |
| Abortion:: | Acceptable when necessary (and very rarely necessary). |
| Anarchy:: | See abortion. |
| Apathy:: | Meh. |
| Assisted suicide:: | If you want to go, you should be able to go. |
| Cloning:: | As a scientific capability, I'm excited about it. As a tool of greed, vanity, gluttony, and war, I think it has very scary potential. |
| Cosmetic surgery:: | When people look fake I think they look uglier than they probably thought they were in the first place. However, I'm not against cosmetic surgery in moderation. |
| Democracy:: | Pro. |
| Drugs:: | I feel that we should have harsher laws against the behaviours caused by substance abuse (DUI, child abuse, assault, etc) but that the drugs themselves should be legal. |
| Euthanasia:: | Death is not a four letter word; if the only other options are life-long coma and/or agonizing pain, there's nothing wrong with wanting a quick and peaceful end. |
| Freedom of speech:: | Um...if you're against this, you're gross. |
| Genetic modification:: | See cloning. |
| Homosexuality:: | I couldn't care less. If someone has a cock and his soulmate does too, who am I to deny them the same rights that Brett and I have, just because they can't breed? |
| Individualism:: | Um...I'm gonna say I'm against individualism. I feel it's much healthier to lose yourself in a group than to be independent or self-reliant. |
| Internet romance:: | Only if it's more friendship/cybersex than "romance." I can't imagine building a healthy relationship with realistic expectations when you aren't spending time face-to-face. |
| Intentional bad spelling (chatspeak):: | It R0x0rs. |
| Language. Sex. Violence. Other?:: | Um, pro-language (vulgar and non), pro-sex (vulgar and non), anti-violence, unless in self-defense, or in defense of someone incapable of defending themselves. |
| Marriage:: | Marriage is a beautiful thing if you find the right person, you love yourself as well as your partner, and you maintain an open and supportive friendship with each other. |
| Marvin the paranoid android:: | What? |
| Mindless consumerism:: | Lame. |
| Online file-sharing:: | A wonderful way to share art and information, but ghetto if all you're doing is hording "free" stuff and filling your computer with crap. |
| Patriotism:: | There's nothing wrong with being patriotic, it's jingoism that offends me. |
| Public nudity:: | PRO. |
| Premarital sex:: | Pro. Sexual activity isn't something I feel should be saved for a specific event; it should be saved until YOU feel comfortable enough with your partner and your own sexuality |
| Religion:: | I understand the intention of religion, but I think many people use it as a crutch that enables them to feel spiritually righteous simply by condemning the lives of others. |
| Social security:: | I myself am socially insecure, so I therefore am pro-social security, simply because I wish I had more of it. |
| Taxes:: | We're a village, people. And the village people take care of their own. I'm pro-taxes. As long as they're put to what I deem "good use." |
| Trucks/SUVs:: | If you have a true need for a truck or SUV, by all means use it. If you don't, RETARDED. |
| War:: | See violence. |
| Whoever is in charge of your country:: | See the last word of "Trucks/SUVs." |
| This survey so far:: | I'm liking it better right now than I did two hours ago. I recommend not trying to do it all at once. |
| Questions that didn't really fit in anywhere else: |
| Do you believe in aliens?: | Sure. |
| What's the farthest you've ever been from home?: | My homes have been all over the place; so where ever I am I usually feel like I'm already there. Except when we lived in Redmond. That place was a shit hole. |
| If you could wish for anything in the world, what would it be?: | More money, more time, and eternally good health for myself and everyone I love. |
| What pisses you off more than anything else?: | Sushi that smells fishy. Well, not really, but I try to avoid thinking about things that really piss me off, so that's the only thing that comes to mind right now. |
| What is your biggest fear?: | I'm not sure. |
| Do you own an MP3 player?: | Yes. |
| If so: what kind?: | An iPod Nano from my dad. I love you, dad. :) |
| What is your IQ?: | If you want a hard number, a quiz website says it's 140. I took a "real" IQ test as a little kid, but was only told that I'm smarter than 98% of the population. Smartypants! |
| What languages do you speak fluently?: | English, Love, and (Brett says) Nerd. |
| What are you allergic to?: | Fire ants, random foods, pollen, and dust. But ant venom is the only one that's fatal. |
| Can you roll your tongue?: | Yes. |
| If you were born as a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?: | Member. |
| If you could get away with murder, who would you kill?: | Member. |
| Why?: | Member. |
| The aftermath: |
| You didn't have to cancel any appointments to finish this, did you?: | I kind of have to pee, but other than that, no. |
| Glad that there's one survey that doesn't mention stupid stereotypes?: | Shut up, I still hate you. |
| Where will you put this survey?: | I'm going to post it on my website. |
| What time is it now?: | 5:00pm EXACTLY, on 04/30/06. |
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