March 2012
36 posts
Creepy: When I opened up Arie’s diaper to change it, there was a jumping spider inside.
Creepier: It was alive.
Creepiest: He hadn’t been wearing it long, and he was in his crib, so it was likely in his diaper before I put it on him (way to pay attention, mom!) It also didn’t look like any spider I’ve seen in our house recently.
His two biggest fears at the moment are...
Arie: (looking at me and pounding out a beat on the wall) Dance! DANCE!!!
Me: I’m not just gonna dance for you! I’m not your monkey!
Arie: DANCE, MONKEY!!!
February 2012
21 posts
I feel like Mother Nature should have to put some money in the douche bag jar for her behavior this weekend. IT SHOULD NOT BE SNOWING. It’s almost March!!!
You learn something new every day.
Me: (changing Arie’s diaper) This looks more like a brown fart than a poop…
Arie: It’s a robot poop!
Me: Oooh, do robots make small poops?
Arie! Yeah!
Yes! Netflix finally has the third season of Toddlers & Tiaras available for streaming. My life is complete.
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey →
Guess what’s available for streaming on Netflix?!? Not sure if the link will work unless you’re signed in, but woo!!! I’m excited to watch this. :)
When you’re wearing underwear this uncomfortable for your TWELFTH Valentine’s Day with someone, you know you’re in love.
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Arie: I NEED TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY!
Me: You need to have a birthday?
Arie: YEAH!
Me: Oh, well okay! Your birthday is in June!
Arie: I NEED TO HAVE IT!
Me: It's okay, you'll have one in June.
Arie: I NEED TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: Well, you WILL have one...in June.
Arie: I NEED TO FIND IT ANIMALS!
Me: You need to find animals?
Arie: YEAH! (begins mewing.)
Good news: my throat has healed enough that it doesn’t hurt when I cough.
Bad news: I have a cold.
I ate a banana this afternoon and my throat really burned afterward and I was like, “Crap, I hope I’m not getting sick!” : |
I must be doing well if I forgot that I had a tonsillectomy two weeks ago. Post-op is tomorrow! :D