Wife. Mother. Nerd.
“It’s a starfish! It’s a orange starfish!”
Arie, pointing to Lisa Simpson
“Sometimes I wanna go in there, but it’s too small to me. It’s too tight.” (Taken with instagram)
If you’re at work you may want to use headphones for this one. Happy First of May! :)
I just spent $43 at Daiso. I didn’t even know that was possible.
For those of you who still click these links. However, I do have $40,000 to give to the first person willing to help me transfer some funds out of my bank in Nigeria, if you’re interested. (Taken with instagram)
Listening to some of these made me laugh so hard I drooled on the floor.
I would just like to say that it’s been OVER TWO WEEKS since I last painted my nails. And aside from some tip wear and pretty gross cuticles, I don’t think they look too terrible. I used a combo of OPI and Essence polishes. Take that, gel nails! (Taken with instagram)
"[Rock 'n' roll] will be gone by June." -Variety 1955
This thing is awesome, but kind of a time-suck.
