Cat Jackson

OMG.  I have two BofA accts that have been sitting with small but positive balances for the last few years.  My tiny savings acct receives a sporadic “monthly maintenance fee” a couple of times a year that they won’t refund, but can’t explain, and now my checking acct has gotten a $12 “monthly maintenance fee” for the last two months in a row, and I have no idea why.  I know I’m due to get a $5 debit card fee starting this month, but I don’t think this has anything to do with that, does it?  Idkwtf though.  This acct seriously has two deposits and maybe three-four withdrawals a month.  HOW MUCH “MAINTENANCE” COULD IT NEED?  If they think it’s $12 worth, they’re out of their minds.  Seriously.  Ser. i. ous. ly.  AND it doesn’t earn ANY interest AND it has a bal over $500.  My savings acct is now finally in the negative, and my checking acct is out $24 for reasons that are beyond me.  I am so fucking glad I’m closing my accounts with them this month.  I hate you, Bank of America.  I hate you so, so, so, so, so very much.  You are greedy bastards, and you can go to hell.  The end.