Wife. Mother. Nerd. var sc_project=362609; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security=""; Tumblr (3.0; @catjackson)http://catjackson.net/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4cur07IEK1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>MOAR BLONDERER! The best part of this picture is the fact that I’m wearing bronzer. It’s like adding a drop of coffee to a cup of milk. And yes, I’m sitting on the toilet. I’ll take my free time wherever I can get it! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/23464129736http://catjackson.net/post/23464129736Sun, 20 May 2012 21:20:59 -0700<p>Wtf. Silly me for thinking aio printers would somehow have gotten smaller in the years since we last bought one. This new one is sleek and fancy, but has an 18&#8221;x18&#8221; footprint. Where exactly am I supposed to stash something this monstrous?</p>http://catjackson.net/post/23246916914http://catjackson.net/post/23246916914Thu, 17 May 2012 14:08:03 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m46hh1HajO1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mordechai, soaking up some rays. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/23236528646http://catjackson.net/post/23236528646Thu, 17 May 2012 10:48:37 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u166UMDU1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not a gummi bear. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22810809900http://catjackson.net/post/22810809900Thu, 10 May 2012 17:25:18 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u0yvAUsJ1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Benefit to your wife doing your laundry: your clothes get washed. Drawback to your wife doing your laundry: sometimes your earbuds do too. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22810492232http://catjackson.net/post/22810492232Thu, 10 May 2012 17:20:55 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3tpghxLwF1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I gave Arie this haircut a couple of days ago. He seems to like it, but his dad doesn’t, so it probably won’t last very long. :P (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22793877231http://catjackson.net/post/22793877231Thu, 10 May 2012 13:12:17 -0700<p>Ugh. Allergies:1, Cat:0. I&#8217;m concerned that my head may literally explode from sinus pressure today. I kind of want to throw up.</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22788717693http://catjackson.net/post/22788717693Thu, 10 May 2012 11:33:16 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3sdk64Xdd1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes it’s good to take a step back and realize just how fucking ridiculous you are. (Also: squee @ Darren Criss’s hair!) (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22759862958http://catjackson.net/post/22759862958Wed, 09 May 2012 19:57:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iz4a1qJm1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>May the fourth be with you! Normally I like to clean up my cuticles before taking a pic of a new manicure, but I wanted to get this one up before the end of the day so…there you have it. My first attempt at galaxy nails, plus a tiny Death Star esploding a tiny Alderaan in honor of Star Wars Day. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22415668975http://catjackson.net/post/22415668975Fri, 04 May 2012 18:07:22 -0700<p>May the fourth be with you. <br/><i>(And also with you.)</i></p>http://catjackson.net/post/22384868919http://catjackson.net/post/22384868919Fri, 04 May 2012 08:33:27 -0700“It’s a starfish! It’s a orange starfish!”<br/><br/> - <em>Arie, pointing to Lisa Simpson</em>http://catjackson.net/post/22361726997http://catjackson.net/post/22361726997Thu, 03 May 2012 19:28:34 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ewg4XGy71qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Sometimes I wanna go in there, but it’s too small to me. It’s too tight.” (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22270951683http://catjackson.net/post/22270951683Wed, 02 May 2012 13:19:15 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gRhPeJ3uzOc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>If you’re at work you may want to use headphones for this one. Happy First of May! :)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22191930848http://catjackson.net/post/22191930848Tue, 01 May 2012 07:01:06 -0700Jonathancoulton firstofmay spring mayday<p>I just spent $43 at Daiso. I didn&#8217;t even know that was possible.</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22065838798http://catjackson.net/post/22065838798Sun, 29 Apr 2012 12:01:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m392mwAbPL1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For those of you who still click these links. However, I do have $40,000 to give to the first person willing to help me transfer some funds out of my bank in Nigeria, if you’re interested. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/22056532630http://catjackson.net/post/22056532630Sun, 29 Apr 2012 09:47:19 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/d3_DjiLLDfo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Listening to some of these made me laugh so hard I drooled on the floor.</p>http://catjackson.net/post/21832991711http://catjackson.net/post/21832991711Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:19:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32eg5w04h1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I would just like to say that it’s been OVER TWO WEEKS since I last painted my nails. And aside from some tip wear and pretty gross cuticles, I don’t think they look too terrible. I used a combo of OPI and Essence polishes. Take that, gel nails! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/21825754685http://catjackson.net/post/21825754685Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:19:17 -0700<a href="http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Jem-and-the-Holograms/70235692">OMFG.</a>: <p>Jem and the Holograms is on Netflix.</p>http://catjackson.net/post/21720672947http://catjackson.net/post/21720672947Tue, 24 Apr 2012 09:56:19 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y72y2U3G1qzo4w8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bullseye knows what’s up. :) (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://catjackson.net/post/21661208892http://catjackson.net/post/21661208892Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:49:45 -0700<a href="http://theweek.com/article/index/218150/bad-opinion-generator#83">"[Rock 'n' roll] will be gone by June." -Variety 1955</a>: <p>This thing is awesome, but kind of a time-suck.</p>http://catjackson.net/post/21577197802http://catjackson.net/post/21577197802Sun, 22 Apr 2012 09:16:40 -0700