Cat Jackson

You learn something new every day.

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:27:56 -0800

Me: (changing Arie’s diaper) This looks more like a brown fart than a poop…
Arie: It’s a robot poop!
Me: Oooh, do robots make small poops?
Arie! Yeah!

animalstalkinginallcaps: WHEN I HOLLER ‘AY BAY BAY’ I FINNA GET...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:41:00 -0800

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WHEN I HOLLER ‘AY BAY BAY’ I FINNA GET MY GROOVE ON!

CHRIS, PLEASE. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. IS IT FACEBOOK? ARE YOU INTERNETTING AT ME?

IT’S SO HOT UP IN THE CLUB THAT I AIN’T GOT NO SHOES ON!

PLEASE, JUST GET IN THE CAR. WE’RE ALREADY LATE. I’LL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS.

We still haven’t seen Happy Feet 2, but Arie has a stuffed “pen’gin” that talks kind of like this. He’s adorable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKGZgJuBAQ4

Yes! Netflix finally has the third season of Toddlers & Tiaras available for streaming. My...

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:35:05 -0800

Yes! Netflix finally has the third season of Toddlers & Tiaras available for streaming. My life is complete.

OMGGOTOSLEEEEEEEP!!! O.o

Wed, 22 Feb 2012 14:48:48 -0800

OMGGOTOSLEEEEEEEP!!! O.o

unlikelywords: “It’s a damn travesty that we live in a world...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:20:49 -0800

unlikelywords:

“It’s a damn travesty that we live in a world where @lindsaylohan gets to host @NBCSNL for the 4th time - but @azizansari remains snubbed.”

Kenny Fucking Powers clued me in to this stat and it was obvious people would need graphical evidence of this travesty. As I am inartistic, I got back up from Josh.

This is the problem with SNL. Well, this and Kristin Wiig.

Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 11:48:16 -0800

Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey:

Guess what’s available for streaming on Netflix?!? Not sure if the link will work unless you’re signed in, but woo!!! I’m excited to watch this. :)

Dance, Monkey!

Mon, 20 Feb 2012 10:18:21 -0800

Dance, Monkey!

Taken with instagram

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:02:29 -0800

Taken with instagram

Biggest bucket helmet evarz. (Taken with instagram)

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 14:16:41 -0800

Biggest bucket helmet evarz. (Taken with instagram)

discoverynews: Swiss to Grab World’s Biggest Space Problem by...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:28:04 -0800

discoverynews:

Swiss to Grab World’s Biggest Space Problem by its Junk

One of the world’s smallest nations may have found a low-cost solution to one of the world’s biggest space problems.

keep reading

Reblogged because it’s cool, but also for the title.

When you’re wearing underwear this uncomfortable for your TWELFTH Valentine’s Day with...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:13:44 -0800

When you’re wearing underwear this uncomfortable for your TWELFTH Valentine’s Day with someone, you know you’re in love.

Valentine manicure v2. I wasn’t happy w the way I did the...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:11:47 -0800

Valentine manicure v2. I wasn’t happy w the way I did the hearts the first time around, but I think this version is pretty cute! :) (Taken with instagram)

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:09:17 -0800

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Arie: I NEED TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY!

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:13:15 -0800

Arie: I NEED TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY!
Me: You need to have a birthday?
Arie: YEAH!
Me: Oh, well okay! Your birthday is in June!
Arie: I NEED TO HAVE IT!
Me: It's okay, you'll have one in June.
Arie: I NEED TO HAVE A BIRTHDAY!!!
Me: Well, you WILL have one...in June.
Arie: I NEED TO FIND IT ANIMALS!
Me: You need to find animals?
Arie: YEAH! (begins mewing.)

Good news: my throat has healed enough that it doesn’t hurt when I cough. Bad news: I have a...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:14:15 -0800

Good news: my throat has healed enough that it doesn’t hurt when I cough.

Bad news: I have a cold.

Hello, February! <3 I haven’t cleaned up the edges...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:31:17 -0800

Hello, February! <3 I haven’t cleaned up the edges yet, but I really like the stripes, and they were surprisingly easy to do. (Taken with instagram)

I ate a banana this afternoon and my throat really burned afterward and I was like, “Crap, I...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:55:44 -0800

I ate a banana this afternoon and my throat really burned afterward and I was like, “Crap, I hope I’m not getting sick!” : |

I must be doing well if I forgot that I had a tonsillectomy two weeks ago. Post-op is tomorrow! :D

You know what’s kind of a gross snack when you have two giant holes in your throat that...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:16:23 -0800

You know what’s kind of a gross snack when you have two giant holes in your throat that aren’t very easy to clean? Nori.

Back in bed after some middle of the night bleeding that...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:32:45 -0800

Back in bed after some middle of the night bleeding that required re-cauterization. Mom and Arie keeping me company. :) (Taken with instagram)

I just ate a chicken sammich! I’m on the fence about how well it went, but at least it’s...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:28:43 -0800

I just ate a chicken sammich! I’m on the fence about how well it went, but at least it’s in my belleh!